dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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