Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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