nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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