Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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