Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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