The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It's just like the Real World with babies
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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