are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
