I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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