Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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