how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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