turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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