Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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