There is no way he is gay with that hair.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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