YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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