im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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