Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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