are you so shy because you have an std?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
is that a dick in a sweater?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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