DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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