So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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