Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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