Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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