i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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