This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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