haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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