why didn't you poke me back
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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