So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
