did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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