wakey wakey hands off snakey
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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