oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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