How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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