ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
