I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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