Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
how does that bad decision feel?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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