He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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