no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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