Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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