I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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