at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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