dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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