we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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