I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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