the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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