Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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