rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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