Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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