So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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