you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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