: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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