But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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