i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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