I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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